Women are sweet and girls are honey....

...But beat your meat and save your money." - yep, you got it...Crispin Hellion "the gangsta" Glover



But remember Glover's a gangsta...he gets his money for nothing' and his chicks for free...and noooo, not some ugly farm-grown prom hounds...we're talkin' mighty fine looking bitches like this one here:


and like all good gangstas, jugglin' bitches comes natural...she's not the only one, beautiful as she may be.


Hellllioonn no...Tony Soprano...eat ya heart out, yo.



And there are plenty more..

But I have to admit...this here one's my favorite bitch of all...I like 'em with a little facial hair.



Gotta wonder, at the end of the day...What's it all about, Crispin? Uh...more importantly...what's this all about, Crispin? What is it?