Jared Padalecki: Never play leapfrog with unicorns

SlideshowJared Padalecki: Never play leap frog with unicorns.

Him? Oh, he will be used as a stunt double in a fight scene using live ammunition in a few minutes, but I'm free.

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Dead men tell no tales

Aye, aye ya sea slugs! Aye be wanting to try that there candy! Give it to me or ye be walkin' da plank! Shiver me timbers! Death comes now, redrum,redrum

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Hold Still!

Or you will live without twinkies for the rest of your life!

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OOO! OOO! OOO!


I know! He suffers from sublimated oedipal tendencies and incestuous narcissistic processes.

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You will be Janet Reno in your next life.

You...you, over thee, you have the sex appeal of a dead carp and your journey this fall starts with a quick push from behind

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If you keep on livin' you will die someday.

hahaha you're right!! that is so funny...you will be dragged into the woods, savagely beaten, and left for dead

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Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Now, get off me! I've met mosquitos with more force than you.

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You on Crack?

Git outta here, you cross-eyed buck-toothed white trash hillbilly! Sticks and stones may break your bones but I'll kick your ass.

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What?? you get the impression that i hate you??

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. Now, get outta here before I throw you in the outhouse, you sister bangin' cracker .

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That Wasn't Chicken.

Nope, it wasn't. Oh, one more thing...if I was in a room with you and two werewolves, and I had a gun with two silver bullets, I'd shoot you... twice.

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Ahhh It is, truly, all downhill from here my friend..

..you will soon find yourself looking into a great light...just before the train hits you.


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