Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Washcloth wars

Whoh, girlie! Settle it down! Toldja he was a one washcloth man.




See, he's the one over on the right...huh? You thought I meant what???











Uh...no, Miss. Mind-in-the-Gutter, I only meant his midget muscles require only one washcloth when we hit the showers after a good workout, whereas mine, as big as they are, require at least seven.


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Tall People Fighting

Who the hell is Jared Padalecki?



"Jared Padalecki is an actor who currently stars in CW winky-ironic horror show Supernatural. In a nutshell, it’s a bit like Buffy the Vampire Slayer (good) without the feminism (bad) but with better special effects (good) but with not very high ratings (bad for them) and much-better-than-the-ratings-would-suggest-acting-even-and-sometimes-especially-from-the-guest-stars (surprisingly good). All things considered, this show rates as ‘good’.

Before that, he was in a show called Gilmore Girls that seemed to largely involve female bonding, boyfriend drama and families all mucking in together, or something like that. For more information, ask someone who saw it.

"I can brood. And see, I also have facial hair now." "Better."

From a glance on IMDB, it looks like he’s also done a few of the sorts of films that involve frisky teenagers getting their comeuppance in horrible, horrible, bang-never-saw-that-coming, horrible ways.

He was in a film with Paris Hilton. It was not The Hottie and the Nottie. Make of that what you will.

Key trivia: He has muscles. Lots of them. Plus he’s all chiselled ‘n’ shit. And tall. Did I mention tall?"



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